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Two liberals walk into a bar …

The drinks may not flow, but the talk does.

We just gotta get a liberal in as President next year.

Right, then we can make all the changes we need to make.

Good plan - then what about the election after that ?

Why, of course, Win so we keep things the way they oughtta be.

Right.  Oops, What if someone wants to change what we did ?

Nonsense, we have to conserve what we worked so hard to build.

Aha.  Right, as ever.

      Hey, that reminds me - heard a good one yesterday -

      Two conservatives walk into a bar …

by Norm Pierce, c.2003 ; all rights reserved.